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theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

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Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

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-John Mayer (via hefuckin)

I’ve helped too many people that I can’t help myself, but all the people I’ve been there for aren’t even remotely there for me and I’m getting bad again.

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?